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What is hood ornaments?
When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.
Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!
hood ornaments - video
Hood ornaments - what is it?
1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.
2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.
2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
What does "hood ornaments" mean?
An object placed on an erect penis that stays there on its own. For example, a water bottle placed over the shaft would be considered a hood ornament .
Girl: Hey Daniel, I hear you're packing some serious hangage in them jeans...
Daniel: Well, let's just say I can use your that flower vase over there as a hood ornament ;)
Girl: *nom nom nom*
G: Dude, that chick is so tiny!
D: Ya man, if I play my cards right, I bet I could make her my very own hood ornament!
G: lol
Hood ornaments - what does it mean?
when you plow a filthy whore on the top of your buddy's car...thus making her a hood ornament...he will know of this event because of the ass cheek imprints and love juices left behind
that skank rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party
Hood ornaments - meaning
a ghetto (hood) girl who is hot but totally into herself. demands lost of gifts and a very nice ride.
she is just beautiful and expensive arm candy.
very likely to go into vicous bitch mode without warning.
'Yo, 25cent be hookin' up with Laqueshia'
'Laqueshia? Who be Laqueshia?'
'Laqeshia be that hot ass biotch from Compton and MLK'
'Oh man, that girl aint nothin but a hood ornament'
Hood ornaments - definition
A blow job completed by the act of removing a woman's head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect penis.
Susan: Do you want a blow job?
Joseph: How about a hood ornament?
Hood ornaments - slang
taking a dump on the hood of someones
car.
I left a fresh steamy hood ornament on
jasons car.
Hood ornaments
A style of ghostriding where a ghostrider gets on the hood of his scraper (without a hood ornament) and holds a certain position. This position is looked upon as a hood ornament that the rider would want on his scraper. The positions can range from the classic Rolls Royce logo to school mascots to important figures in the rider's area. This style is a product of the CC Hyphy Movement.
while ghostriding
Yo man clear out the hood, Brown Magic 'bout to cise a hood ornament.
observing a ghost ride
Look at them, they doin' hood ornaments.
Hood ornaments
A Piercing of the Labia, Specifically the Hood that covers the Clitoris. This gives direct stimulation to the Clitoris during sex even without hand or finger stimulation being applied by motion transfer of the thrusting.
As the Paramedics used wire cutters to cut Jakes tongue ring loose from her Clit piercing, Debbie realized that her Hood Ornament was a poor choice for the money her mother had given her for her birthday.
Hood ornaments
Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.