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What is home invasion?
A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
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Home invasion - what is it?
When a man dumps a bowl of glass shards into his partner’s (preferably a female’s) vagina and proceeds to dropkick the woman repeatedly until she orgasms.
Never go to the city of Detroit, unless you’re prepared for a Detroit Home Invasion.
What does "home invasion" mean?
When your partner uses a denim strap-on covered in maple syrup on you.
Our relationship was in need of some excitement, so I let her give me a Canadian home invasion.
Home invasion - what does it mean?
When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
Home invasion - meaning
The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.
A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.
1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?
Home invasion - definition
When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.
I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!
Home invasion - slang
A colonoscopy is an examination of the colon and small bowel with a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the anus.
I'm going for my home invasion this week. They better have sterilised the camera since the last patient!
I'm having a home invasion with Doctor Proctor. Will he send flowers and chocolates afterwards?
Home invasion
Thats when you kick the door in and duct tap everyone in the house. you proceed to ask were you keep the doe. then pop shots till they snitch.
yo son we got on some straight up home invasion shit and robbed all them byrds.
Home invasion
The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.
Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.
Home invasion
To get robbed at gun point in your own home
Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.