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What is colonoscopy?
When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.
last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy
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colonoscopy - video
Colonoscopy - what is it?
When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.
Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy
What does "colonoscopy" mean?
A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned
Colonoscopy - what does it mean?
v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
Colonoscopy - meaning
When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."
Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.
Colonoscopy - definition
Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.
His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.
Colonoscopy - slang
A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.
1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).
2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.
Colonoscopy
The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".
Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!
Colonoscopy
A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.
Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.
Colonoscopy
The science of sticking a camera in the anus to find problems withing the digestive system.
Did your family go for their colonoscopy portraits at Wal-Mart yet?