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What is holden?
A child that is born with supreme power, and everyone that isn't Holden is automaticlly a phony
Ugh Batman is such a non-Holden; he doesn't even have any powers
holden - meme gif
holden - video
Holden - what is it?
A sweet guy that seduces every girl he talks to. It's hard to control yourself once you've exchanged looks with those gorgeous brown eyes. Very athletic and really smart. A good catch if you can get him. (:
Holden and I had a great time last night! He was so polite and asked me to be his girlfriend!
What does "holden" mean?
A beautiful man whose a perfect match for any down to earth girl. Strong and muscular with perfect hair. Would make an amazing lumberjack or cowboy. A gift from above really.
Hey did you see Katie with holden he's so perfect
Holden - what does it mean?
One of the most sarcastic guys you'll ever meet. They tend to be very handsome and down to Earth. They hate girl drama. They are very athletic and while they may be smart they tend to procrastinate and do the bare minimum to get by. Holden is one of the funniest guys, that can always make you smile. A girl is extremely lucky to catch a Holden.
Friend1: He's good at everything
Friend2: Well yeah his name is Holden.
A girl will wish she'll be "Holden" his hand.
Holden - meaning
has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.
rob: bro i saw holdens penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small
jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay
rob: ik
Holden - definition
An Acronym for:
Heavy,Oil,Leaks,Dead,Engine,Noises which are a common occurences in the much anticepated and now somewhat maligned 5.7L V8 Generation 3 GM Motor that was imported from the U.S and of which approximately 2000 of had severe piston slap due to faulty workmanship and parts. However the problem was more compounded with unsuspecting owners when the Holden Motor Company decided to try and wash their hands of them problem by issuing Service Bulletins that stated they would only fix the said Holdens at fault which went thru more than 5litres of Oil in a 1000 km period. This made Holden owners jump camp in frustration and buy Cars from the rival Ford Motor Company
Person1:"Hey Bill look at that Cheap SS 1999 SS Commodore for sale at that Caryard!"
Person 2 " Mate I wouldn't touch that POS Holden as it is most likely got one of those dodgy Gen 3 motors in it!!"
Holden - slang
1. who is he
2.hes a holden
3. welp he dumb
Holden
a crapy car company that can not even make there own cars so they rebadge other european cars and put on their own badge on it and use other company engines in other company vehicles and call it there own
holden vl commodores are vauxhauls with nissan engines, vn commodores are vauxhaul with buick engines, old barinas are suzuki swifts
Holden
before you even think: "hOlDen dEEz nuTs! hAhahaHahAhAhhAhAhAHhAHAHAhaHAhhA iM So fUnnY!", just think how retarded you must sound saying that, and how you dont have any friends
person 1: "HOLDEN DEEZ NUTS!"
person 2: stfu you retard, ur not funny.
Holden
australian car company that are being cheap bastards by importing their parts from china, while in australia, hard working men and women lose their jobs because of these fuckwits. so much for them being a true blue aussie car company that we can trust, at the moment they deserve to fucking die.
man: bloody hell, i got sacked because of those fucking cheap ass holden shitheads importing their shit from china. they all deserve to FUCKING DIE!!!!