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What is hattrick?
One of the fearsome Mchockey brothers. Hattrick, Samboni, and Ayesing all speak one language...and that is hockey.
Dude you were scoring so many goals out there you were like Hattrick McHockey.
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Hattrick - what is it?
A very complex and rule based sexual conquest in which a guy has sex with three girls in a two week time period. The Natural Hattrick can only be accomplished if the following conditions are met by the participating guy, referred to from here on as "the participant":
1. The participant may not have had any prior sexual contact with any of the three girls. A Natural Hattrick cannot be accomplished if the participant has ever engaged in any act more sexually serious than kissing/making out.
2. the participant must successfully go three for three attempts, without interruptions of continuity of each attempt. for instance, one may not kiss Girl A, have sex with Girl B, then have sex with Girl A. Once the participant makes any contact with a girl, starting with kissing, he must have sex with that girl before he initiates any contact with another girl. If the participants has sex with Girl A, Girl B, gets a blowjob from girl C, and has sex with Girl D, he has not satisfied the rules Natural Hattrick. He must start over, with Girl D being the first girl.
3. All three girls involved must be physically attractive to a degree of at least a 5.0 on a scale of 1.0 to 10.0, 1.0 being the lowest. This must be verified by a panel of at least three male peers. Of this panel, each individual must assign the girl a number between 1.0 and 10.0 to the nearest tenth of his ability (5.1, 5.6, 6.5, etc), and the average of the three given numbers must be at LEAST 5.0.
4. The time limit to accomplish this goal is exactly 2 weeks from the moment of penetration with the first of the three girls.
5. All girls involved must be engage in sex with the participant voluntarily and without monetary solicitation. No prostitution, rape, or statutory rape.
haha, joe's facebook status is "i just pulled a natural hattrick!". there's no way- he's a fucking liar!
Its hard not to be impressed with his game, i hear he's pulled 2 or 3 Natural Hattricks.
What does "hattrick" mean?
When a woman wearing a strap on preforms a hattrick on a man
Sebastian " I dont know what happened... I woke up sore, I think Victoria reverse Hattricked me last night, I think I enjoyed it"
Hattrick - what does it mean?
To become a Hattrick-Hero you need to have sex with a pregnant woman. It is cruicial, that the woman isn‘t pregnant with your own child.
You will have to fuck her again, after she gave birth to her child.
The last step consumes the most time:
You wait 18 years until her Daughter is 18 years old. Then you fuck her daughter.
Congratulations, Now you‘re a Hattrick-Hero.
„Look at Dan, he‘s a Hattrick-Hero!“
„Yeah, I heard he Hattricked Sarah.“
Hattrick - meaning
The ultimate three course penetration...
oral, vaginal, anal
I bought her flowers, we watched "The Notebook" together by the fireplace, and after I presented the Tiffany's bracelet, she rewarded me with a Velvet hattrick.
Hattrick - definition
To get Sex, Anal Sex and a blow Job of one girl
Peter "I completed the Hattrick with Victoria last night"
Hattrick - slang
Scoring three goals in one game of hockey. Scoring three in a row is called a natural hattrick.
I nearly scored a hattrick, but missed the net in the final seconds.
Hattrick
"The GAME" an online soccer management game, so simple that you don't need to be a geek or a computer nerd to play it, just like soccer and the possiblity to have your own team, plus it doesnt take out much more time.
OMFG I've ascenced to the III league, I'm so close to glory...
Hattrick
The banging of 3 different chicks in one night, Usually done by Boss Players.
I heard that your boy Alistair scored a hattrick that one night in Vegas.
Hattrick
The only game online that keeps people playing for years. A semi-religion for all who play.
I wonder if I'm winning my league game on hattrick.