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What is Alistair?

He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.

"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"

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Alistair - video


Alistair - what is it?

The most amazing boy you’ll meet. He is super funny and kind and definitely GORGEOUS. He is so caring and you can tell that he couldn’t be in love with you by just looking into his dark blue eyes. The most amazing person in this world

Dude: is that alistair?

Girl: yes! I’m leaving you for him:)
Dude: no! It’s not fair

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What does "Alistair" mean?

Alistair is the definition of fun. He is caring, sharing and always changing for the Good. He may be very stupid but in a funny and kind way. Surprisingly he is very fat when teen as very skinny when 5-12 and 15 onwards but in the gap is very fat as he eats a bit too much eventhough he plays about 3 sports regularly. He is strong and sometimes acts very gay. He is bestest of friends and is very loyal, always respecting you no matter what. Overall he is kind and lovely to be around
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG

oh yeah Alistair was the most amazing child hood freind

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Alistair - what does it mean?

One of the most special people to walk this planet. Alistair has the most beautiful green/hazel eyes. If you know an Alistair,don't let them go.

Per. 1 :"Hey have you seen Alistair today?"
Per. 2 : "You mean the most precious person ever?"

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Alistair - meaning

good at everything loves punching people and says its a reflex, very good at cricket and boxing always very hot, has a huge penis and all the girls love him

omg is that Alistair he's so good at everything and he's so hot

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Alistair - definition

1. Name; Etymology behind this man's name is "Defender of Men".
2. Strong, courageous, English man's name.

1. "Wow, did you see Alistair on the beach? He took on the zombie invasion hordes alone with just a broadsword!"

2. "Wow, look at Alistair's hair today. I want to bone him."

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Alistair - slang

My name. Alistair isn't my legal name, since I'm a tranny, but other than that, I am Alistair.

My boyfriend: where's Alistair??
Me: I'M RIGHT HERE MAKING SOME NOODLES

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Alistair

what you name your baby boy when he is the cutest thing on this planet! Also means Defender of Man!

Oh look, he's almost cute enough to call Alistair

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Alistair

Alistair:

A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.

"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"

"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."

"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"

"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"

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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"

"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."

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Alistair

noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!

Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)

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