What is hard lemonade?

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.

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hard lemonade - video

Hard lemonade - what is it?

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

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What does "hard lemonade" mean?

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

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Hard lemonade - what does it mean?

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

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Hard lemonade - meaning

Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.

Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!

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Hard lemonade - definition

Adult Fanfiction (like "lemons") but of an extremely explicit nature. Lemonade being a fanfic with Lemons being the sex scenes in it, Hard Lemonade is used to describe the fanfics of an extremely explicit nature, usually written in gratuitous detail, leaving nothing to the imagination.