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What is hanging chad?
When a man hangs upside down and recieves a blow job.
Jason was hanging from the monkeybars when he got his first Hanging Chad.
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Hanging chad - what is it?
1. A person who accompanies another to a social gathering, then proceeds to cling to said other person while they try and mingle. 2. A person who cannot take a hint. 3. Cockblock
"hey man, don't bring Billy to the party, he's a punk ass hanging chad"
What does "hanging chad" mean?
Any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. Mucus.
John came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.
Hanging chad - what does it mean?
When a singular testicle escapes one's undergarments.
Man, that package readjustment left me with a major hanging chad!
Hanging chad - meaning
A bowel movement with the consistency of clay that clings to the side of one's crack.
Ron's failure to properly clear that Hanging Chad led to chaffing, an offensive odor, buzzing flies, and eventual abandonment.
Hanging chad - definition
That annoying string of jism hanging off a girls face when she's ready to kiss you after sucking your cock
Yeah she blew me, I couldn't kiss her though man. She had a hanging chad that I couldn't take my eyes off of.
Hanging chad - slang
An annoying person who tries to be your friend and follows you around.
"Tell that hanging chad to fuck off please"
Hanging chad
A key part of the US electorial system.
The hanging chads swung the vote in favour of GW Bush
Hanging chad
A piece of poop from the main poop that clings to the inside cheek and refuses to fall into the toilet. Failure to knock off the chad with profuse shaking of the buttox can result in the person to have to "wipe down" the chad causing a hell of a wiping session.
Jim tried to push out that extra dookie but failed, resulting in a nasty hanging chad that he couldn't knock loose.
Hanging chad
"Hanging Chad" became popularized from the 2000 presidential race between George W. Bush and Al Gore.
A "chad" is the fragments of paper left over when you punch a hole in a card. Voters in Florida at the time used Votomatic style punched card ballots. So a "hanging chad" is when you punch a hole in the card, and it doesn't punch the whole way leaving a little piece dangling. A "pregnant chad" is when you attempt to punch a hole, but it just leaves a bulge and doesn't actually punch through.
The controversy came about when "hanging chads" and "pregnant chads" weren't counted by the machine. People's votes weren't counted.
Imagine if you take those tests where you have to fill out the circle completely with a number 2 pencil. But you didn't totally fill the circle out and your answer was marked wrong.
I tried to vote for my favorite guy, but it wasn't counted because I didn't punch the card the whole way through. I left a hanging chad.