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What is hairy monkey?
When someone has a picture of their ass on their cell phone.
Clark this is to you.
hairy monkey - video
Hairy monkey - what is it?
for origin see Gorilla Mask
Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.
What does "hairy monkey" mean?
He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL
Hairy monkey - what does it mean?
shave off your pubes, then after you blow your load on her face, throw your pubes on her and she will look like abe lincoln.
four score and seven years ago, the woman got jizzed on and pubes thrown upon her face...
Hairy monkey - meaning
A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.
Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.
Hairy monkey - definition
smoking the hairy monkey
Hairy monkey - slang
Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.
Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."
Hairy monkey
Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.
Hairy monkey
when your eating a hairy pussy
last night that hairy monkey mad my throat dry
Hairy monkey
When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina
Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!