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What is hage?
A suave man, usually indulges in copious amounts of red meat and Single Malt Scotch whisky, enjoys hunting, has a knack for multiple foreign languages, and is usually proficient in martial arts, military weaponry, and of course the art of love....
see also Gentleman Spy
" this seems impossible, but I know one guy who could pull it off....."
"time to bring in El Hage"
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hage - video
Hage - what is it?
The biggest G in the WORLD
"One day I hope to be half the man Jad Hage is"
What does "hage" mean?
a small blonde carnivore animal that enjoys snaking on human hair. enjoys cartwheels and doing her makeup. dont approach a wild haging wi unless you know the proper mating calls
" HAGGING WI!!!!!! HAGGING WIIII!!!" these are the proper mating calls, careful haging wis could be anywhere!!!! WARNING!! it will kick when under attack!!
kelsi: the haging wi is close
joelle: i can hear its call
haging wi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHashfljfblwe
Hage - what does it mean?
A Fundamentalist Christian evangelist fucktard and supporter of presidential candidate John McCain. Like Baptist preacher Fred Phelch, Hagee believes hurricane Katrina was caused by God’s wrath about gays in New Orleans. Hagee also called Catholic Church the Great Whore of the Apocalypse, although we all know they’re just a fraternity of kid diddlers.
John Hagee wouldn’t know what a great whore was if he was sitting on her face.
Hage - meaning
For when someone says something and you don't know what it is. You say "HAGE". Its a better way of saying "huh". It stands for "Have a Great Evening".
-Verb
You should put banana slices in your lasagna.
HAGE
Hage - definition
A state of mine in which you are creatively confused, pessimistic, and heartbroken.
I've been feeling pretty hage recently
Hage - slang
A guy with a dick the size of a baby that remains in a limp state.
Hagedorn. you know you who are. hages
Hage
adj., adv.
hage·ly
1. One who is absurd and over the top in all that he does.
2. One who manages to be demeaning to women in every possible scenario.
3. One who will someday end up in prison for a) criminal mischief, or b) aggravated assault.
4. One who would fuck a mother regardless of how attractive said mother is.
1. That guy is so hage.
2. The gentleman hagely slapped the bride's ass as she was cutting the cake.
3. That stupid hage fucked my mother again.
Hage
It is the natural combination of hate and rage. Akin to the feeling one gets when one would like to break someone's legs and smash in someone's skull.
I got the hage for Dano.
Hage
Japanese term, pronounced "ha" (as in ha in harp) + "ge" (as in get); means bald but derogatory, also used to insult people in general, especially dumb or annoying people
Ass: Hey man, last night's soap opera was awsome.
Reply: shut up hage