Definder - what does the word mean?

What is habe?

A word used by people who hate trees

Habe

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Habe - what is it?

The act of having one job.
And somehow manage to fuck it up

Ordering a quarter pounder from McDonald's and get a fish fillet. Mcdonalds tu eruditionis habes est

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What does "habe" mean?

Wird benutzt um einer รผbergewichtigen Person zu sagen dass diese รผbergewichtig ist.

Bsp. 1:
Mann: "Ich habe eine Banane gegessen!"
Frau: "Willst du damit sagen dass ich FETT bin?!"
Bsp 2.
Dude 1: "Ich habe eine Banane gegessen"
Dude 2: "Meinst du? Ich sollte wahrscheinlich mehr sport machen!"

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Habe - what does it mean?

Dieser Satz ist ein anderer Ausdruck dafรผr, dass man die Mutter eines anderen verfรผhrt hat.

Person1: Was hast du gestern gemacht?
Person2: Ich habe deine mamer genusst

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Habe - meaning

The words you say when you slide under the tables at school

Ich habe piss wiss

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Habe - definition

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.

person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine

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Habe - slang

Short for 'Hey Babe' when messaging a girl online

Habe! Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie sometime?

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Habe

Misspelled have (Iโ€™ve done it a few times)

Habe sounds like a name for a baboon and it might very well be one... idk.

Girlfriend(via text): Hey do you habe milk

You(via text): oh nose your drunk.

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Habe

Noun: A rotund individual who routinely exhibits bouts of explosive diarreah.

Verb: To mooch, especially with respect to other people's money; to go on a bender; to consume alcohol or illicet drugs to the point of near cessation of cardiovascular processes.

Noun: That habe should really eat less, he's grown of late.

Verb: Stop drinking all my booze, you're habing so hard right now.

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Habe

a nice term used by the famous pink guy from filthy frank

Can I habe da pussy please?

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