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What is guildford?Guildford Grammar, A previously co-ed school, turned all boy school. However, after many years of not getting pussy they decided to go back to co-ed. Unfortunately no girl wants to go to school on a farm full of pigs so, they only have a few dozen in each year level. The boys at Guildford are often described as having nearly as much intelligence as a first generation caveman, they often react to banter situations with aggression and take every comment to the cold black thing they call a heart. Guildford boys often like to prey on the girls of the school, making questionable comments and sexually harassing them. The school is most well known for failing in the sport, academic, music and art part of education however, they excel in being pricks. The average Guildford guy is a fuckboy who likes to ask girls for nudes and videos of them masturbating. Yet, whilst they still do this you will more then often see the boys get hard to each other in the change rooms. A Guildford boy is your basic faggot who tries so, so hard to act straight. The girls are alright, they just need to move to somewhere better and hopefully get good therapy help after the horrors they experienced whilst there. See that guy wanking over there? Must go to Guildford Grammar School. guildford - meme gifguildford - videoGuildford - what is it?A school located near the central outback of Western Australia. Commonly known as 'the farm', Guildford Grammar has a high reputation as being an outdoor paddock with stray horses roaming around playing fields. The school is hard to distinguish and has been thought of as a haystack many a time. P1: Look at that horse" What does "guildford" mean?A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior. Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford! Guildford - what does it mean?A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence. Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!! Guildford - meaningA school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse Guildford - definitionA RACING EVENT (kind of informal), yet organised, held in Guildford by Halfords in Ladymead area. Flipping amazing stuff goin on down there, and around 200 modded cars, officially it is the first sunday of every month, but there's always gavvers there (coppers) and the aint puttin' up with no lusho Stoughton boy racer shit. Satrts at 8pm, goes on till around 10pm ish. If you go down to the Guildford cruise today, you're sure of a big surprise..... Guildford - slangUnintentionally setting a release date for a game or piece of entertainment and then not being able to deliver on that date. Person 1: Hello games said No Mans Sky will come out in June! GuildfordLovely Town (yes it's a town NOT a city, like number 1 suggests, twat.) with lots of ladies with lovely titties. Man 1: Hey Man, where are you from? GuildfordThe English, and better way of spelling "Guilford". For some reason just because it has a silent d in it, the American's felt the need to take it out when they named that town near North Carolina... Anyway... Vanessa: Let's go to Guildford and have a gander at the delectable emo boys... GuildfordActually quite a good city. Has pretty much everything you need, and it's small enough to get to know your local chinese/chip shop guy. Plenty of things to do, and fun things too (gasp what a surprise). Don't believe what the other guy said about it, I've gotten far enough to afford broadband and a decent computer. And send my kids to private school. His definition is here Guilford. Really, you can't slag a place off if you can't spell it properly! You wanna hit the clubs in Guildford? |
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