Definder - what does the word mean?

What is number 1?

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

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number 1 - video


Number 1 - what is it?

Number one is a number. Why the hell are you looking this up?

"Hey, your number 1!"

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What does "number 1" mean?

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

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Number 1 - what does it mean?

Stefán Karl Stefánsson

he will always be number 1 in our hearts :(

Coach: Who is number 1?
Me: Stefán Karl Stefánsson
Team: *cries*

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Number 1 - meaning

someone who is number 1 is someone popular who talks to a lot of girls.

Dayuuuum, you see Abe over there talking with those 5 girls, hes such a Number 1!!!

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Number 1 - definition

To pee

I drank way too much soda, I need to go number 1.

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Number 1 - slang

Yourself.

Always look out for number 1.

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Number 1

The shortest haircut you can get also known as a buzz cut.

I'll have a number 1 haircut please.

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Number 1

To urinate. Also see number 2

"This will be quick, I just gotta' take a number 1."

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Number 1

to always be looking out and paying extra close attention to the wellbeing of ones self and not care about those around themselves

i see that tim blyth's (no vowel!) looking out for number 1 again i see

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