Definder - what does the word mean?

What is granger?

The Stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.

Man, my penis feels like someone else's penis. The Granger.

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Granger - what is it?

the equivalent of being jewed or screwed out of something; the act of being jewish.

Wow I just got grangered.

Some granger just stole my money.

He keeps grangering all of his paycheck.

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What does "granger" mean?

1. To add illustrations to a book by inserting additional prints, drawings etc.
2. To mutilate (books) to get illustrations.

The book was grangerized.

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Granger - what does it mean?

Used to describe things/people that just reek of awesomeness.

Daaayum, I love her new boots, they're hella granger.

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Granger - meaning

Granger is an incredibly kind and good-hearted gentleman; a sizable amount of his efforts are put towards maintaining a respectable moral highground. He is determined, capable, and a man of his word. Granger is most notable for being the most trustworthy individual you will ever encounter.

"Granger doesn't tell me what I want to hear - he tells me what I need to hear."

"Granger is always there when I need him to be."

"I can't remember a time when Granger wasn't honest with me."

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Granger - definition

A man who is devote of all manly features. Who plays homosexual videogames when not sitting on his ass getting credit for things he didnt do. Most often found in the military, and no longer has his Man Cherry

"Did you see that guy? he is just sitting there playing that gay game... he is a total Granger"

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Granger - slang

A female that looks sexually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature

Jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine ass
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger

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Granger

Meaning someone who is sleazy, whiny, and needy. Typically, grangers can be found lurking on 4chan, banging disgusting women at clubs, or hiding in their mother's arms from angry girlfriends.

That granger over there just looked at porn and then cried to his mother.

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Granger

1. A random group of drunks that should be avoided at all cost.

2. known to eat raw or uncooked meat i.e ground chuck, bacon, steak, fish heads.

3. will do anything for a dollar.

4. stupid is as stupid does.

5.someone who always has a cigarette in mouth.

God damn granger bit me on the skull again.

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Granger

Granger is a spot where wickedness rains,terror dwells,and shadows lurk. A city in the Yakima Valley engulfed in secrecy. Zombies plague the streets consuming drugs at an unnerving rate. Crackheads and criminals divide there spoils with junkies and fiends. The safest place in the city is locked inside your home with doors and windows barricaded. It has a small population due to citizens constantly being imprisoned or collapsing from overdoses. The few who remain spend there days either slanging Yayo or sniping crackheads. Either way it is a dark existence.

Granger is the city of silence.

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