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What is grammar?
Something Tanner Barthelete doesn't have.
How do you spell realize? "Guys, I have good grammar.
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Grammar - what is it?
Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...
"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."
What does "grammar" mean?
A dead language. Often mocked and misunderstood by morons who learned it in second grade and abandoned it.
Scholar: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
Moron on computer: "omg u spk w/ gramr?!?!?!?!?! i thot no1 uzd it ne more!!!! wat do u uze it 4? y du u evn bothr? cuz leik no1 lieks 2 uz it cuz they r all dum!!@!! omgrotflmaocmailsxljjca2838ac83oacsmiley facecaz,s94u88447#$&@!!!!!!"
Grammar - what does it mean?
(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages.
(2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.
Chinese grammar is very different from English.
Grammar - meaning
Along with spelling, a construct unfortunately in short supply amongst web-based communiques.
A rapid survey of any definition group on this site will disclose a monstrous paucity of grammar.
Grammar - definition
Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.
Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd
Grammar - slang
One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.
GRAMMAR
Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.
Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.
Grammar
Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language.
"i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors.
"She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.
Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.
Grammar
1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.
2. a dying art.
3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.
4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.
5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.
6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.
'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar
Grammar
Something that people on the internet are incapable of learning.
'omg liek you suk you n00b'
'Ever heard of spelling?'