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What is gooner?

someone who is chronically goon

Hey gooner, we're over here. And relax with the doritos

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Gooner - what is it?

An Arsenal supporter. Enough said.

"Oh look I'm a Gooner and I support a crap, wasted, foreign, arrogant, cheating, stupid football team."

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What does "gooner" mean?

Oklahoma Sooner fan

The gooners are going to lose another game.

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Gooner - what does it mean?

slang term (orig. London, UK) for stupid person prone to foolish associations.

I saw that gooner on Seven Sisters Road

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Gooner - meaning

A midget or dwarf who is mentally retarded

Dude, Jon or Josh did you guys see that gooner running down the street?

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Gooner - definition

Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.

That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!

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Gooner - slang

Diehard supporters of the best team in the Premiership and the pride of North London. Feared by other like Yids, Mancs and Scousers.

The Gooners just beat the Yid scum to 4th in the premiership and stle their Champions League place.

Damn it those Gooners have beaten those Liverpool scouse scum shealsuit wearing theiving bastards 3-1 and 6-3 in the space of 4 days.

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Gooner

A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.

The gooners have won the league yet again.

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Gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.

Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.

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Gooner

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC

The Gooners hate Manchester United.

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