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What is going blind?
A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
going blind - video
Going blind - what is it?
Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.
Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind
What does "going blind" mean?
As if your approaching a situation without having any previous knowledge or not knowing what the outcome will be you're going in blind
Going on a blind date
Attending an interview unprepared
Going in blind
Going blind - what does it mean?
A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...
Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
Going blind - meaning
This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.
The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!
Going blind - definition
A ficiticious set of options that are normally used to describe the scenario of there being no options available.
Frank: I guess we got caught.
Mike: What are we going to do?
Frank: I do not know whether to shit or go blind.
Going blind - slang
A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.
Jake is Mike's best friend.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
Going blind
The act of jerking oneself off.
Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.