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What is goatfuck?
One who enjoys sexual pleasure from goats.
Wow, he sure is a raging goatfucker!
goatfuck - video
Goatfuck - what is it?
a person who has a bad reputation for one (at least partly) excusable vice or bad deed, in spite of having several virtues, or having performed several good deeds.
As in the following joke:
An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa! See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
What does "goatfuck" mean?
previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.
goat + fucked
the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.
literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."
Goatfuck - what does it mean?
Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also yemeni cluster goatfuck.
Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?! YMBK! What a goatfuck!
I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.
Goatfuck - meaning
The offspring of a hick and a sex offender.
Eric Benfiel is a goatfuck.
Goatfuck - definition
Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)
see above..
Goatfuck - slang
Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.
"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"
Goatfuck
The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.
Goatfuck
All control is lost. Esp. concerning restaurant production.
There's 25 pizza's to make, 2 people making pizzas and the lobby is filling up with drunkards singing American Pie. The phones won't stop and the oven can't hold as many pizza's as have been sold....i.e. Total GoatFuck! At this point, you must "Baaaaah", there is no other option. The goat is creeping up on you. Watch your ass! Baaaaaahh.
Usually happens around 2:15am.
Goatfuck
A monumental screwup
Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.