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What is gift wrapping?
A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.
A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!
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Gift wrapping - what is it?
When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.
Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"
Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
What does "gift wrapping" mean?
When a fine honey gets all dressed up even though she knows she won't be dressed for long.
Angela looked smokin in her gift wrapping, I couldn't wait to open my present when we got home.
Gift wrapping - what does it mean?
The act of Hooking up with another.....usaualy in a sexual manner
1.Man i need some gift wrap bad
2.I heard she was getting all sorts of girt wrap
Gift wrapping - meaning
When you hot carl someone but instead of putting the plastic wrap on first you put it on after and then blow dry their face. this is called a giftwrap.
I am going to gift wrap that nigga.
Gift wrapping - definition
When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back
Man I just gift wrapped my girl, we gone be fucking till Christmas!
Gift wrapping - slang
When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.
Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...
Gift wrapping
piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.
i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!
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Gift wrapping
To strike a ball Beckham style with unbelievable curve or whipage!
Bystander: "Watch Holmsy skye this!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"
Gift wrapping
The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.