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What is gifford?
The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.
"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."
gifford - meme gif
gifford - video
Gifford - what is it?
A man that makes fake relationships with girls online and still lives with his parents
Why are you doing The Gifford? Go find yourself a real female
What does "gifford" mean?
A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack
look at that Cornebys Gifford
Gifford - what does it mean?
When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.
I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.
Gifford - meaning
A person who manually masterbates dogs
Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"
Gifford - definition
An optimist. Someone who perseveres through hard times and is able to find positivity.
Yo, dude! Jimmy totally pulled a Gifford. He's able to find a ray of sunshine in every shitty situation!
Gifford - slang
One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.
"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'
"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"
"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"
"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"
Gifford
Giffords is a cob word for breasts used in the county of Kent, United Kingdom.
(Cob is the Kentish regional language)
That Canterbury bird's got a lovely set of giffords, Gillat.
Gifford
A person who possesses a great amount of courage.
# Frank Gifford, American athlete and sports commentator
# Hugh de Giffard, 12th century Scottish baron
# Josh Gifford, English Jockey
# Png Gifford,President
# Kathie Lee Gifford, television host and singer; wife of Frank Gifford
# Maurice Gifford, son of 2nd Baron Gifford, British Army Officer
# Png Gifford,President
That's Gifford of you to rescue the cat from the tree!
I did an act of Gifford today.
Gifford
A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.
The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.