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What is furniturized?

Furnituring is the act of using a person as a piece furniture, typically a footstool, a table or chair. Furnituring is largely an erotic practice associated with power play, although it need not be entirely sexual.

The girl was ready for anything, including furnituring. On Sunday I used her as a footstool while watching football.

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Furniturized - what is it?

(adj.) a word of exclamation used when describing furniture

Dude, that couch over there is so furnituring comfortable. I could make out on it all day!

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What does "furniturized" mean?

A meat product that you eat.

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture

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Furniturized - what does it mean?

Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.

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Furniturized - meaning

another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room

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Furniturized - definition

Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."

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Furniturized - slang

When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.

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Furniturized

the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.

Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.

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Furniturized

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

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Furniturized

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

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