Definder - what does the word mean?

What is fumming?

Basically how British people pronounce the word "fam".

Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".

Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".

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Fumming - what is it?

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

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What does "fumming" mean?

the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor

have you seen sharkisha, she's a fum

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Fumming - what does it mean?

mouth

Person 1: "Ayo, you fuckin' suck at life-"
Person 2: "Put the pum in your fum."

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Fumming - meaning

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

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Fumming - definition

Fum is a curse in which every time you fart, you cum just a little. You aren’t hard and it’s not a full cum so there’s no satisfaction. You have to pee after and blue balls is inevitable. May god have Mercy on those damned to this life.

β€œHey what’s wrong with Adam?” β€œFum”

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Fumming - slang

Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.

"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.

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Fumming

1) brain damage

2) wouldn't you like to know

"damn, your cat fum fum, or something?"

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Fumming

1.The title of a spanish song.
2. A slang term for sex

Tom and Ann when to go Fum, Fum, Fum

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Fumming

The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.

The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."

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