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What is fucking turtle?
Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.
Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?
Jokee: No, why?
Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?
Jokee: No, what?
Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.
fucking turtle - video
Fucking turtle - what is it?
When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)
"baby im tired you get on top and work it...noooo i jus wanna lay hereeeee" YOU HAVE A CLASSIC TURTLE FUCK ON YOUR HANDS
What does "fucking turtle" mean?
When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck
Joseph turtle fucked his old lady that is why she has a knot on the back of her head
Fucking turtle - what does it mean?
Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle
i totally turtle fucked her
Fucking turtle - meaning
To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit
John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.
Fucking turtle - definition
The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.
What happened to my table?
Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!
Fucking turtle - slang
When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF
{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?
Fucking turtle
Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!
Fucking turtle
what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
Fucking turtle
The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube
Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'