What is WHAM?

what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.

Person 1: Hey dude,yesterday night i saw Brad Pitt's cousin's, cousin's, wife's, brother's, mother-in-law's, sister!

Person 2: WHAM!!!!!!!

WHAM - meme gif

To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense

Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.

After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my ass.

Whammed: being very drunk

Hit with something of a rubber consistancy. Like a dildo.

I got whammed last night.

Dave whammed me with my own dildo.

I want to get whammed.

When closeted gay men hook up for gay sex, often communicating via exchanging CDs by the band Wham!

I spent like 2 nights whamming dudes at a conference last week, with great results

rah her heads wham

wham. meaning built or good looking. is synonymous with: built, buff, fit, Peng and hot

my back muscles are looking wham today

Another way to describe something massive or abnormally large. Usually a male with huge muscles above 16 stone.

Woah bro, you’re looking wham as fuck!

Verb meaning involuntary exposure to the Song by the band 'Wham!', "Last Christmas", during the holiday season.

At the office Christmas party I was Whammed before I even knew what has happening.

prison slang for items bought from a list and picked up from the prison canteen. i.e. cookies, snacks.
see also zoom zooms

Man if you keep losing at spades, you gonna lose all your wham whams and zoom zooms

You're telling me I should have nominated Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton? Oh great, so I can elect one WHAM or another. No thanks!