What is Wham?

When someone is fat, or rather large and they're being a dick....like they always are, you call them wham as an insult.

Josh-Considered obese
Josh:Matt you're such a dick
Matt:Your so wham Josh

Wham - meme gif

Aamir Bawa has a wham chin

Sexual intercourse of the 'anal' variety located in a public lavatory (gender allowed: male, female, nondescript).

Last night we 'Whamed' in Camden!

The equivalent of the masculine use of the word gash, however used to describe a male or the male genitals.

1. "I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna find me some Wham" ;)

2. "Excuse me love, I couldn't help but notice that you've got a MASSIVE Wham" ;)

Wham means anything and also nothing you make what it means in any situation and the other person just understands

That Stella was just WHAM

George Michaels band standing for "White Horny Anal Men"

OMG here comes the WHAM!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Beth?? She is WHAM

what you say when someone says something ridiculous or stupid, usually followed by an open palm, circular, hand motion.

Person 1: Hey dude,yesterday night i saw Brad Pitt's cousin's, cousin's, wife's, brother's, mother-in-law's, sister!

Person 2: WHAM!!!!!!!

To Wham on someone would be to verbally assault them or to make jokes at their expense

Used primarily in DC, MD, VA.

After Carl talked about my mother's chest hair and my non existent father it was obvious he was trying to wham on my ass.

Another way to describe something massive or abnormally large. Usually a male with huge muscles above 16 stone.

Woah bro, you’re looking wham as fuck!