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What is Tennis?
A code name for marijuana. Used around non "tennis players". Terms used along with "playing tennis"
Playing Tennis: the actual act of smoking
Tennis Balls: marijuana
Tennis Coach: dealer
Tennis Racket: smoking device
Tennis Court: where you're going to smoke
Swing: taking a hit
Phil: Hey tony, wanna go play some tennis?
Tony: Yeah, have any balls?
Phil: Yeah, I just got some. I'll meet you at the court in like 30 mins.
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Tennis - what is it?
It is one of the most athletic sports. It's not like basketball where you just sit on the sidelines. You are constantly moving during matches and it takes skill. Matches can last up to 1-2 hours!
EX:
Stranger: I play basketball
Me: I play tennis
Stranger: Tennis is stupid and its for old people
Me: Punches them and runs
Nobody: ...
What does "Tennis" mean?
A sport in which you smash balls with a hard stick. You also grunt loudly while smashing the balls
Person 1: you see that dude over there smashing balls and grunting?
Person 2: ya
Person 1: he’s playing tennis
Tennis - what does it mean?
Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.
Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts?
Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.
Tennis - meaning
A game with a racket and a ball. Requires lots of physical work and reflexs. Johns if the world are usually particularly quite good at the sport.
Wow John can really play tennis.
Tennis - definition
A racket sport that can sometimes take hours to play, so it is therefore very tiring. Some dunce male football(soccer) players call male tennis players 'poofters', implying that they are gay, but football is played with lots of boys running around with no shirt on. Famous tennis players include Roger Federer, Nadal, and Andy Murray and Andy Roddick.
Football(soccer) player: Hey, poofter, why are you playing tennis?
Tennis player: You can hardly call me a poofter, at least I don't run around with lots of boys with no shirt on!
Football(soccer) player: ...
Tennis - slang
n. A sport that involves either one on one matches or tag-teaming for a 2 on 2 match. Requires massive amounts of eye-hand coordination and stamina because unless you're playing doubles, you are on your own running around a court for several hours after balls that fly as a fast as a paintball. Tennis is considered a "gentleman's" sport, so gloating, taunting or showing signs of frustration is often looked down upon. To add to the "gentleman" aspect of the game, spectators are to keep quiet and watch respectfully at all times, though brief clapping is acceptable. Basically, next to golf, tennis is the quietest sport in the world.
"Dude, I went to watch my friend play this tennis match the other day, but I wasn't even allowed to cheer or yell! It was pretty boring... but those tennis chicks are really hot."
Tennis
the worlds hardest sport, famous for having the most attractive athletes. tennis isi one of the most entertaining things in the world, for a reason that no one can really figure out. its just fun.
tennis is the greatest sport in the world.
Tennis
The best sport ever! Where you hit a ball over a net and try to beat your opponent. There are many different strokes. For example, groundstrokes, vollies, overheads, serves, approach shots, etc. Grab a tennis racket, a tennis court, and a few tennis balls and you're ready to play tennis!
Tennis is so much fun! I could play it all day!
Tennis
A game that is better than everything else. Unlike baseball where you can sit for most of the time, tennis players actually do something and don't sit there like fatties. It requires strength, speed, agility, and mental toughness. Also, we can yell at officials all we want, just ask John Macenroe.
Bill: I play baketball and baseball!
Aemilius Lepidus: I play tennis!
Bill: Oh, so youre better than me in everything, including life.
Aemilius Lepidus: Yup!