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What is fuck jesus?
a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining "jesus" & "fuck" you can pretty much piss of anyone
"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."
"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."
"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"
"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"
fuck jesus - video
Fuck jesus - what is it?
A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.
Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.
STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.
DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.
What does "fuck jesus" mean?
When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck
*jon jumps out from behind a car*
Lizzie:Jesus fuck!
Fuck jesus - what does it mean?
(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the established 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The beginnings of a holy shitfest.
(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.
Dude 1: "Hey, are we OK with the math exam? Does someone know we had a copy beforehand?"
Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."
Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"
Fuck jesus - meaning
An exclamation of shock/surprise.
You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"
Fuck jesus - definition
Expression of extreme exasperation.
Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out
Fuck jesus - slang
something you say to smebody when they are complaining about you "not following rules" or "being rude" or if they are just being an annoying goody goody asshole. Can also be used on Jesus Freaks.
Person #1- Hey! you shouldn't do that!
Person #2- Go fuck jesus.
Fuck jesus
An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.
Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!
Fuck jesus
What you say when you fuck Jesus
"YO, I JUST FUCKED A JESUs!"
Fuck jesus
An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.
Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!