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What is Jesús?
So then people can thank those who are named Jesús
On december 5 everyone have to thank jesús Hernandez grajales
Jesús - meme gif
Jesús - video
Jesús - what is it?
María Jesús is an incredible person, she has a mental illness that will drive you crazy with her stuff and personality. She is really goofy and a completely loyal person, she will share with you everything she has, she loves to make people feel part of her family and mostly her friends. Se is really sweet but when you make her feel uncomfortable she won’t be as always with ya. take care of her
María Jesús, the love of your life
What does "Jesús" mean?
Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.
With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)
Jesús - what does it mean?
your probably already know the meaning it means Jesús its in spanish. oh and i forgot fuck you
mira es Jesús/look it's jesus
Jesús - meaning
THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
Jesús - definition
Its the less offensive version of Jesus Christ
It's the Crap to Shit
The Dang to Damn
Monica:"Jesús Gonzalez those shoes are beautiful!!"
Lindsey:"Yeah I know, originally $1250 but they were 75% off at Dillards so, they were only like $312.50"
Monica : "OMG you practically stole those shoes!!"
Jesús - slang
A very intelligent will most likely rape you if you brake any of his Video games
He will waste his money on friends that dont pay him back. Example- Jandel, Jovanny, Christian and Alejandro
In your house Jesús will rob you
Jesús
A Mexican nerd who is tougher than what he actually looks like, will stand up to others when he fucking has to, and is sometimes and is more likely to be friends with the population of where they're at. And is typically a fucking badass.
Some Faggot: wtf are u doin to my ohio white cracker friend
Jesús: ay nigga why u actin strong
Some Faggot: why u comin over here messin with my white boy ohio friend niBBa
*con
Jesús
The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.
Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?
Yea he seems really nice and quite hot