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What is fruity pebbles?
When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
fruity pebbles - video
Fruity pebbles - what is it?
It is way way way way better than Captian Crunch
Dang fruity pebbles are the best!
What does "fruity pebbles" mean?
Fruity pebbles are the only cereal i ever eat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fruity pebbles - what does it mean?
The taste you get when you eat 2 regular potato chips and 1 gummy worm at the same time
Dude, I just ate a potato chip and a gummy worm at the same time and it tastes like fruity pebbles!
Fruity pebbles - meaning
the result of shoving ur left ball into yogurt sticking it in sprinkles and feeding it to ur partner as to satisfy her hunger
OH CRAP BOY that was an awesome fruity pebble!!!! i want more in the morning
Fruity pebbles - definition
I ate a bag of dried bananas, some apples and a few grapes and left some fruity pebbles in the my ex's toilet.
Fruity pebbles - slang
I'm a Pan Handler, so i'll hook you up with a dime with extra Fruity Pebbles.
Fruity pebbles
aka asco bc hes fred flintstone
1: hey who do you have for gym?
2: i think i got that fruity pebbles guy this year!
1: bummer
Fruity pebbles
some rainbow crack for any age
damn i cant wait to wake up and get some fruity pebbles
Fruity pebbles
Slang for a gay persons ball-sack.
Rory you better stay away from that dude or he'll whip out his fruity pebbles on you...