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What is Fruity Pebbles?
When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
Fruity Pebbles - video
Fruity Pebbles - what is it?
some rainbow crack for any age
damn i cant wait to wake up and get some fruity pebbles
What does "Fruity Pebbles" mean?
the result of shoving ur left ball into yogurt sticking it in sprinkles and feeding it to ur partner as to satisfy her hunger
OH CRAP BOY that was an awesome fruity pebble!!!! i want more in the morning
Fruity Pebbles - what does it mean?
I ate a bag of dried bananas, some apples and a few grapes and left some fruity pebbles in the my ex's toilet.
Fruity Pebbles - meaning
Slang for a gay persons ball-sack.
Rory you better stay away from that dude or he'll whip out his fruity pebbles on you...
Fruity Pebbles - definition
When your girlfriend puts raspberries in your bum, and you subsequently fart them into her mouth.
You wanna eat some fruity pebbles tonight baby?
Fruity Pebbles - slang
It is way way way way better than Captian Crunch
Dang fruity pebbles are the best!
Fruity Pebbles
Fruity pebbles are the only cereal i ever eat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fruity Pebbles
The taste you get when you eat 2 regular potato chips and 1 gummy worm at the same time
Dude, I just ate a potato chip and a gummy worm at the same time and it tastes like fruity pebbles!
Fruity Pebbles
I'm a Pan Handler, so i'll hook you up with a dime with extra Fruity Pebbles.