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What is freeze balls?
Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.
It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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Freeze balls - what is it?
A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term βbrass monkeyβ and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkeyβs extremities, appears to have originated in the book βBefore the Mastβ by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would βfreeze the tail off a brass monkey.β. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.
The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
What does "freeze balls" mean?
Statement about the temperature being very cold.
Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Freeze balls - what does it mean?
Mark: jesus christ its cold
Dean: i know man its balls freezing
Freeze balls - meaning
When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.
Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.
Freeze balls - definition
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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze
Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer
man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
Freeze balls - slang
When it is so cold out, it is unbarable.
James: Let's go chill out on your porch for a lil man.
Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide
Freeze balls
Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!
2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!
3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
Freeze balls
You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.
Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.
Freeze balls
A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.
When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.