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What is Alaska?
Alaska is so awesome!!!! people from alaska are so pimped out.
thats right
and don't forget that chicago sux
when you see someone from alaska they just turn you on, LIKE CRAZY!
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Alaska - video
Alaska - what is it?
Russia and America's love child. the place Russia didn't know what to do with so they sold it to the U.S..Home of Sara Palin. the place where democrats don't want to get oil from even though god knows if we have the oil on our own land we should use it and spend the extra money repaying the shit load of debt we have with china. Cold. Place where thirty days of night takes place. where Edward Cullen used to live. the place were we should put up a HUGE sign that says in Russian "HI RUSSIANS! <3" with a smiley face to improve relations with.
"oh Alaska..."
What does "Alaska" mean?
Alaska Is a super sexy girl. Sweet but Mean. Shes loyal to her friends. Has an amazing body and doesnt mind showing it off. Alaska is the best kisser ever. Basically alaska Is another word for super Sexy
Wow that girl is Alaska
Alaska - what does it mean?
A big, cold, barren state of the United States and the 49th state admitted to the Union, lying on the far NW corner of North America. It has a whole plethora of mountains, river valleys and forests. With some 600,000 or so residents, it has the lowest population density of any state. Some 65% of the state is government-owned land. Juneau is the capital and Anchorage is the largest city.
The Ididarod dogsled race is in Alaska and is a major event.
No, Alaska is not a state where the only inhabitants are Eskimos. The Eskimos live mostly in villages in the far north and hunt and fish for food. Most of Alaska is white and primarily vote Republican.
Most residents in Alaska work in mining/extracting, government and tourism. Alaska was originally called Seward's Folly until oil and gold were found in the late 19th Century. Alaska has gobbles amounts of oil reserves and has the Alaskan Pipeline going from Fairbanks to Valdez. The state's huge oil reserves and natural resources actually make it one of America's richest state's per-capita.
Alaska is a big but beautiful and rich state.
Alaska - meaning
An impulsive person who's generally gender-confused and albino but is chic regardless. They generally smoke a lot, not for the sake of smoking, but to die. They're skilled in art, big bookworms, and are quite intelligent. Also, they are loved by their many followers and lead many tribes in Aprika, but hated by many as well for being so amazingly blunt, honest, beautiful, and incredibly witty. They are cold, vast, and open, and you can never get enough of them because the leave you with this terrifying curiosity and you're just completely captivated by their presence.
Girl: That girl is being a real bitch, but I can't help but to want to be her friend. She's so cool.
Boy: Oh, that must be an Alaska.
Alaska - definition
Cold.
Alaska is cold.
Alaska - slang
The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole.
Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.
Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.'
Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'.
Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'.
Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'.
Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.'
Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur."
Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money."
Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit."
Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend."
Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture."
Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland."
Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!"
Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours."
Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body".
Alaska
keeping texas from being the largest state since 1959
dude with massive hat: allright! another year the biggest and the best!
dude with slightly smaller hat: (something in muffled texan).
dude with massive hat:say what? Alaska is the biggest state now? where even is Alaska?
dude with slightly smaller hat: (more muffled texan)
dude with massive hat: oh no, OH NO, we're not the biggest anymore!
*kodiak bear bursts into the room and eats the texans*
Alaska
The 49th state in the United States. A great place to live where the crime is low, and where igloos are void (not here). Not to be stereotyped by others, but to be appreciated. Truly a beautiful place.
--If it were the 47th state, we could call it AK-47, I mean c'mon! How cool is that!--
"Hello, friend! From what far off region do you hail?"
"lol alaska, asl?"
Alaska
If it was cut in half then Texas would be the third biggest state. Known for being quite cold and for the mosquito being so big it might as well be the state bird. Also disgraced by Sarah Palin .
Despite common belief, it does not always snow in Alaska.