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What is Valdez?to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts. Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome! Valdez - meme gifValdez - videoValdez - what is it?When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods. Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night... What does "Valdez" mean?A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms. Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin. Valdez - what does it mean?A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time. Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?" Valdez - meaningWhen Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez. In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child. Valdez - definitionThe seventh wheel of the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty. Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool! Valdez - slangLeo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea. Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 ValdezSupreme bad boy, Mr. McShizzle, and boyfriend goals. Leo valdez is total bae ValdezThe character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji. Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!" ValdezMostly women are derived to be strong and independent coming from this name. At an accounting firm... "We'll get Valdez to box the company supplies." |
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