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What is free pretzel?
The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.
Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
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Free pretzel - what is it?
Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.
What does "free pretzel" mean?
-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...