What is foosball?

The game of foosball taken to the next level: the third dimension. Scoring takes place by placing objects around the table (e.g. on other tables, stools, posts, walls, etc.). These objects are given a "whore" value (e.g. High Class Twins, Midget, Dildo, Super Whore, Asian, Mexican, Trashy etc.).

There are two ways to score:
1) Knocking an item down or landing the ball in the item, gets you a point, and a whore.
2) Putting the ball in the goal, gets you a point. Unless the ball never touches the table after a serve, then it is a point and a Low Class Whore.

Games are played to 5 points. When one player reaches 5 points, you switch sides.

Matches are played until whenever you are too tired or drunk to continue. Whoever has scored the most whores is the winner.

There is no out of bounds, e.g. hitting other people is ok as long as you don't get your ass kicked.

Raping the other player is allowed one a player receives a whore. To rape a player block their shot off the serve. If it goes in for a point against them, you've successfully raped your opponent.

Guy1: I was playing Guy2 in extreme foosball and kicked his ass, two asian whores and a low class to a midget whore

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Foosball - what is it?

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.

Why are you so drunk right now?

I just lost at "Goon Foosball"!

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What does "foosball" mean?

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".

Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!

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Foosball - what does it mean?

The game some people at my school play during lunch or break times.

Also, the game that I kick Steven and Mike's ass at.

Guy #1: Hey, let's go get high and play some foos.
Guy #2: Alright dude, sounds awesome.

A few minutes later...

Guy #2: I fucking hate you and this game.

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Foosball - meaning

Also known as babyfoot or table soccer.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.

A-"This one entered your ass reallllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I don't know but I loved it, don't ya ?"
B-"Yeah I would say that."

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Foosball - definition

A sport growing in popularity within the seedy underbelly of society. Usually played in dark corners of pubs and bars, its presence is only given away by the occasional cry of 'goal' from one of the sweaty contenders.
Use of gloves, lubricant and rubber johnnys have lead to the game gaining an association with the porn industry, but this link is unfounded, and is pure sensationalism spread by the media.
The game of foos can be likened to an art: The players are the artistes, the table their canvas, and the ball and men their awesome tools of artistic creation.