Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Table?

A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on

Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk

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Table - meme gif

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Table - video


Table - what is it?

A weird but legitimate place to have sex.

I fucked your mom on a table last night.

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What does "Table" mean?

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

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Table - what does it mean?

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

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Table - meaning

An elevated floor

My book is on that table

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Table - definition

the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.

ex:1
Dude that guys such a table

ex:2
what the table

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Table - slang

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

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Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

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Table

A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES

Eat me like Iā€™m a table

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Table

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

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