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What is floorgasm?
When having an orgasim, you spaz out fall out of bed and finish cuming on the floor.
Guy A "Fuck my back hurts."
Guy B "What happened?"
Guy A "I was fucking my girlfriend and had a huge floorgasm and landed right on my back."
floorgasm - video
Floorgasm - what is it?
Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.
A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.
What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.
What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.
Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.
Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*
Jack Johnson: Let me do it,
Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*
Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?
Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*
Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...
Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!
Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*
What does "floorgasm" mean?
Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.
Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!
How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!
Floorgasm - what does it mean?
1. The vocal climax of a song performed by Floor Jansen (Lead singer of Nightwish).
2. When a person gets goosebumps while listening to Floor Jansen perform a song.
1. The performance of the song "Ghost Love Score" reaches it's floorgasm at it's end.
2. Bobby experienced his first floorgasm at Wacken 2013.
Floorgasm - meaning
The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.
person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm
Floorgasm - definition
The act of having sex and getting on the floor for the orgasm
"I watched this video where this a guy and a chick were doing it on the floor, it was quite a floorgasm."
Floorgasm - slang
when you have an orgasm on the floor
oh me and my girlfriend had a floorgasm last night
Floorgasm
The act of masturbating while on the floor, and wiping the aftermath on it as well.
I just had a totally badass floorgasm in my sister's room last night, I hope she didn't get her foot stuck where I wiped it...
Floorgasm
fl~oor·gaz·um( P )
n.
1. To reach the peak of sexual excitement on the floor, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure. While on the floor a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals will follow, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male all over the floor. Also called climax.
Example - Billy was masturbating and fell out of his bed onto the floor. He continued to masturbate and at the point of climax hit a (floorgasm).
Floorgasm
The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.
The couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple floorgasms.