Definder - what does the word mean?

What is experienced?

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)

guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job

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Experienced - what is it?

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

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What does "experienced" mean?

1) Jimi Hendrix song

2) Meaning do you smoke weed

hey man, you look wasted...are you experienced?

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Experienced - what does it mean?

One who has used his sly, fox-like cleverness to have many exploits with women.

that Jerry in the retirement home is one experienced fox!

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Experienced - meaning

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.

Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.

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Experienced - definition

Asking someone if they have ever tried Acid(LSD)
made popular by Jimi Hendrix.

Verse 1
If you can just get your mind together
Then come on across to me
We'll hold hands, and then we'll watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea

Chorus
But first, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 2
I know, I know you probably scream and cry
That your little world won't let you go
But who in your measly little world
Are you trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and, eh, can't be sold

Chorus
So uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 3
Let me prove to you
Trumpets and violins I can hear in distance
I think they're calling our names
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will (haha)
If you just take hold of my hand

Chorus
Oh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

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Experienced - slang

To have taken a considerable amount of psychedelics over a period of time. This may have a lasting (neutral) effect on your world-view.

Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...

Are you experienced? - Jimi Hendrix

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Experienced

an epistemological philosophy, focusing only on the personal experience of the individual, proposing that everything else is blind faith and rejects majority opinion

person A: hey dude, did you know that boiling water is hot?
person B: since I follow experiencism i won't believe you until I experience it myself
person A: *usual response* omg dude how dare you question me

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Experienced

1. old fart.
2. When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex
3. To have been around the village bike more than a few times
4. To actually know how to have sex

1. When you are old, you are said to be an old fart.
2. 'she experienced me in the morning'
3. oh yeah, she's experienced
4. He showed just how experienced he was last night

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Experienced

To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.

Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced.

Robin: Sounds awesome, My herb's the 'illest

Howie: Can I come

Dan & Robin: NO

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