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What is finance?
a totally useless class that can actually be taught by people that are mentally handicapped.
Dude: Man, i hate personal finance. my teacher is so retarded!
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Finance - what is it?
Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.
Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again?
Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.
What does "finance" mean?
That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.
Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
Finance - what does it mean?
This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.
Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."
Customer: "What is that mean"
Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
Finance - meaning
One who drives a bmw with white interior leather, balks at dehumanizing hookers and overal douchey appearance to impress everyone around him with the finance firm he works for
Hes a straight finance bro, only cares about money and hoes
Finance - definition
Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"
Finance - slang
One who is well supplied with cash but is also a significant other.
My finance' paid for my car.
Finance
A nice ass. Used to describe someone in the vicinity who you don't want to know you're talking about her.
"Hey Max, have you checked out the finances recently" *Eyes shift towards a fine ass
Finance
v. To embezzle
From the Gaelic, to steal your neighbors eggs.
Andy Fastow was Enron's Chief Financial Officer.
Finance
an applied field of economics used to evaluate relative opportunity cost for speculation by mathematical manipulation of currency figures
Scott, did you double check your calculations of finance? That estimation seems far too high!