Definder - what does the word mean?

What is evaluate?

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.

"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."

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Evaluate - what is it?

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

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What does "evaluate" mean?

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!

I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!

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Evaluate - what does it mean?

When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.

Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.

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Evaluate - meaning

euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.

I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!

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Evaluate - definition

verb.

To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.

Drew: What's up Joe?
Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck.
Drew: You need to re-evaluate.

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Evaluate - slang

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

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Evaluate

the making of a judgment about the amount, number, or value of something; assessment.
"the evaluation of each method"

we are going to do an evaluation of your mood today.

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Evaluate

to judge or tell the truth

Melissa: "oh my gawd Stephanie is ugly"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd are you dissin' my bestie?"
Melissa: "oh my gawd no i'm just evaluating"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd did you evaluate my bestie?"

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Evaluate

form an idea of the amount, number, or value of; assess.
To evaluate is defined as to judge the value or worth of someone or something.

A woman evaluates a gemstone to determine it's value.

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