Definder - what does the word mean?

What is felcher?

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.

"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."

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Felcher - what is it?

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

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What does "felcher" mean?

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.

Faggots are usually felchers

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Felcher - what does it mean?

when a man ejaculates sperm on someone ass, then sucks it up with a straw, to clean up the mess.

"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"

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Felcher - meaning

Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.

After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!

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Felcher - definition

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.

Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"

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Felcher - slang

These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.

"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)

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Felcher

Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!

Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!

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Felcher

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth

"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"

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Felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

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