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What is fedex?
a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...
Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?
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Fedex - what is it?
Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.
Expensive too.
What does "fedex" mean?
FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.
If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.
Fedex - what does it mean?
A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.
Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.
Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
Fedex - meaning
A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.
Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.
Fedex - definition
a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.
their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.
I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf
do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service
friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf
friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???
friend1:yeah, why you ask?
friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use
their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.
friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!
Fedex - slang
1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers.
2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".
Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!
Fedex
One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.
Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.
Fedex
the incompitent carrier
fedex next day delivery thursday, no show, friday no show, monday no show
Fedex
People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.
My pet Rabbit never came.