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What is farmyard?Where a girl gets bored and horny and sets a tarp on the living room floor covered in baby oil, plays beastiality porn on the tv, and let’s careless whisper playing full volume in the background on repeat. She then feeds viagra to her dogs then proceeds to let them fuck her(up to 5 dogs) until the viagra wears off and she is satisfied. “I heard Candice had an Alabama farmyard last night, what a slut” farmyard - meme giffarmyard - videoFarmyard - what is it?The outcome from a good anal scratch. The digit used looks like a premium cuban cigar but smells like a farmyard. I really killed off my itchy butt hole but ended up with a cuban farmyard What does "farmyard" mean?A fart so organic and biologically volitile it is rival only to cow manure. Jill: A cow has just shit nearby... Farmyard - what does it mean?A congregation of police officers. *sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention?? Farmyard - meaningThe act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs. "Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room" Farmyard - definitionA threesome with two hideous pig-like girls. Guy 1: "These girls are all over you, if you play your cards right you may get a threesome mate!" Farmyard - slangTwo people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg. "Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?" FarmyardAn entree or meal containing products from three or more different animals. Dan ended up eating a farmyard when he added two of Suzy's chicken nuggets to his bacon cheeseburger. |
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