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What is facebook fucking?
The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
facebook fucking - video
Facebook fucking - what is it?
v. The act of sexting or phone sex over Facebook chat
1: Hey Betty! Guess who I was Facebook fucking yesterday?
2: idk! Was it Evan?
1: omg! Yeah!
2: oh boo, you whore.
What does "facebook fucking" mean?
the act of befriending some one who you wish to engage in sexual intercourse, fellatio, and/or cunningulus, and express your intentions to them through repetitive poking.
Dude i got so wasted and totally facebook fucked this ugly bitch.
Facebook fucking - what does it mean?
A smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.
-he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he's facebook fucking you.
Facebook fucking - meaning
Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.
Dude, John and Raina are so annoying they fill my newsfeed with all their facebook fucking
Facebook fucking - definition
When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."
Facebook fucking - slang
To have Facebook chat sex.
Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.
Facebook fucking
When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.
Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked
Facebook fucking
When you go to people's facebook sites, click on the view more photos option, and jack it to the photos you see there.
Man, that girl may have rejected me at the party last night, but I facebook fucked her when I got home!!
Facebook fucking
a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.
FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.
FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.
FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.
FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.
FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado