A ‘Fabien’ is one of the Hottest guys in your school and is smart, caring and extremely fun. A Fabien is meant to be amazing at sex and they get all the girls. If you’re female and you know a Fabien... get with him or try sex with him because it’s soooooo good!!!
The French ones are the best of the best

Every girl at school “OMG it’s Fabien. How do I look?! He’s got to be into me”
Every dude at school “wish I was called Fabien”

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Fabien

guy with the worlds biggest penis like he is so legendary and cool that all of fabien’s friends are so cool he is a magnet to the ladies

“fabien’s penis is ginormous”

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Fabien

A great guy with fantastic personality. He may be awkward and shy but once you get to know him he is a kind and caring person. He's into essentially everything so he is always fun to talk to but usually chooses to remain silent. Fabien is always a joy to have around

Oh Fabien is coming! I hope he brought snacks for us like he always does.

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Fabien

A name derived from the word fabulous, often given to children who are inexplicably amazing and incredible. Most 'Fabiens', despite their unrivalled intelligence are unaware of the scale of their importance.

Some scientists believe that Fabiens evolved separately from most humans and have an advanced DNA, or are in fact descendants of an extraterrestrial race. The evidence for this is mostly based on the interactions of 'Fabiens' and females which frequently conclude with the female throwing themselves upon the unsuspecting 'Fabien.'

Man: "Where is my wife?"

Neighbour: "She left with that Fabien..."

Man: "Good for her."

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