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What is ewan?

Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.

Ewan: "Hey."

Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."

Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."

Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."

Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."

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Ewan - what is it?

The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute

Oh get ready it's Ewan

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What does "ewan" mean?

To crash one's bicycle in an uncoordinated or hubbardy fashion.

Did you see Maatt did a Ewan? Now he's in a cast for six weeks

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Ewan - what does it mean?

The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one

true

Chad

boy: oh my fucking god get down Ewans here

girl: its too late

*fizzles out of existence*

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Ewan - meaning

Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood

ewan the man with the small cock

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Ewan - definition

really gay, like extemely homosexual

That guy is so ewan.

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Ewan - slang

ewan is a tagalog (philippine language) term for things you can't remember.

other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as "ewan", "hindi ko alam", "malay ko"

tagalog: Ewan ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: I don't know, where do you place it.

other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.

tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.

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Ewan

A totally whipped Hobbit with hairy feet (which he shaves).

eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!

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Ewan

Large penis

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Ewan

this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of

shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*

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