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What is eurovision?

A european song contest in which Australia participates even if they aren’t fucking close to Europe.
Each year, they do the finale in the country of last year’s winner.

-Where will they do Eurovision next year if Australia wins this year?
-I don’t know, I guess we’ll just cancel it

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Eurovision - what is it?

Best fucking competition.

"We pwn you at teh Eurovision"

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What does "eurovision" mean?

Song contest which takes place annually in Europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands 'ABBA' and 'BRAINSTORM'.
Popular worlidwide not just Europe.

The Eurovision song contest is held in Athens in 2006.

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Eurovision - what does it mean?

To eurovise means to listen to Eurovision songs until you have memorised them.

Friend- Hey! I'm going to watch Eurovision today!

Me- Omg I've already eurovised every single 2021 Eurovision song!

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Eurovision - meaning

an annual competition where singers from countries inside and around europe sing corny songs, in a bid to get higher amounts of views.
it is 85% shit, but 15% is kinda ok.

eurovision 2021-05-18-22, enjoy!

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Eurovision - definition

a european song contest with electronic keyboards, shaved chests and a shedload of glitter

no thanks i am going to watch eurovision

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Eurovision - slang

A massive gay pride parade of European music featuring too many oversized flags, flying bearded ladies, epic sax guys, animated stick people, hot guys, sexy girls, Australia, smoke machines, wind machines, 'perfect' vocals, catwalks, fire and hosts that can't host.

"The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual event in which different European countries - and for whatever reason Australia - send their worst singers to sing their worst song with the worst staging and whoever was least terrible will win. This is usually Sweden because they care way too much about this contest.
In conclusion, it is an annual gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."

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Eurovision

The reason America are smug

the eurovision song contest

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Eurovision

Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.

Digg-loo, diggi-lei

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Eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

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