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What is eurovise?
A massive gay pride parade of European music featuring too many oversized flags, flying bearded ladies, epic sax guys, animated stick people, hot guys, sexy girls, Australia, smoke machines, wind machines, 'perfect' vocals, catwalks, fire and hosts that can't host.
"The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual event in which different European countries - and for whatever reason Australia - send their worst singers to sing their worst song with the worst staging and whoever was least terrible will win. This is usually Sweden because they care way too much about this contest.
In conclusion, it is an annual gay pride festival with lots of pretty colours and Australia.
Enjoy at your own peril."
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Eurovise - what is it?
The reason America are smug
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What does "eurovise" mean?
Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.
Digg-loo, diggi-lei
Eurovise - what does it mean?
the worlds funiest competition in the world better than football word cup even the OLYMPICS and only exclusive 2 european citizens TAKE THAT USA u suc
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Eurovise - meaning
It is the only place where you can see singing turkey, grandmas baking bread on stage, dancing gorilla, woman with beard, yodeling and rapping in one, naked man with a wolf and so many other things. Also the hottest boys/men and the prettiest and sexiest women are in Eurovision,you'd be interested. Eurovision is like a big inside joke between Europeans and if you are European and you don't know what Eurovision is.. you're in trouble, buddy. Also, Americans you have no fucking place here. :)
- I think that Cyprus should have won Eurovision.
- YEAH YEAH FIRE!
Eurovise - definition
A european song contest in which Australia participates even if they aren’t fucking close to Europe.
Each year, they do the finale in the country of last year’s winner.
-Where will they do Eurovision next year if Australia wins this year?
-I don’t know, I guess we’ll just cancel it
Eurovise - slang
"We pwn you at teh Eurovision"
Eurovise
Song contest which takes place annually in Europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands 'ABBA' and 'BRAINSTORM'.
Popular worlidwide not just Europe.
The Eurovision song contest is held in Athens in 2006.
Eurovise
A joke ... but we like it anyway!
Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:
- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)
Best served with Terry Wogan
Eurovise
To eurovise means to listen to Eurovision songs until you have memorised them.
Friend- Hey! I'm going to watch Eurovision today!
Me- Omg I've already eurovised every single 2021 Eurovision song!