Definder - what does the word mean?

What is glitter?

noun

glit-er

Gay countermeasure.

"Oh my god, it's T. Throw some glitter to confuse him."

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glitter - video


Glitter - what is it?

To scan a computer for pornography. From British pop singer Gary Glitter, who was convicted on child pornography charges after taking his laptop to be repaired at PC World.

I've nearly finished repairing Mr. Gadd's laptop, I just need to glitter it.

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What does "glitter" mean?

yet another nick name for Crystal Meth.

Man, i saw betty and wiggy buying glitter the other day. i hope they give some to me

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Glitter - what does it mean?

A weapon of stealth used to coat the desk, chair, and head of balding, fat history teachers. If used as such, beware of the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom.

Monica sneaks up behind Mr. Helsel, and, *bam!* drops glitter in his hair. She runs out of the room in terror, Helsel chasing her with the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom! (Real story!!!)

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Glitter - meaning

glee+twitter/tweeting=glitter. Originally created by Chris Colfer on a tweet.

Mom: Honey, please get off twitter and do your chores!
daughter: Hold on, i'm glittering!

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Glitter - definition

A euphemism meaning fresh dropplets or globs of semen....often used by gay men.

"Last night, when I gave Jake a handjob, he shot glitter way across the room!"

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Glitter - slang

The term used for group of gay men, in the same way 'pride' is used to describe a group of lions.

There was a glitter of gay men walking towards me on the sidewalk, I had to step aside to not get run over.

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Glitter

British slang word for asshole/anus/rectum. this rhyming slang is derived from "gary glitter" the British 70's rocker. gary glitter rhymes with shitter which is another slang word for asshole. Glitter has the advantage of being able to be used in front of parents/teachers etc.

"he was taken up the glitter"

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Glitter

(v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.

They glittered Tim Pawlenty yesterday.

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Glitter

glitter is the herpes of craft suplies

The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.

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