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What is essex girl?
A bird who can get fucked by any bloke in romford if she so wants,but probably all ready has been fucked by every bloke in romford,and gets hammered in doors before going out,on cheap wine just to save on cash...the tight bitches!
"hey dave,i aint had a bunkup for ages,shall we go down romford have a fight and pull a few whores(Essex girls)?"
essex girl - video
Essex girl - what is it?
dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick
What does "essex girl" mean?
1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.
1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!
Essex girl - what does it mean?
(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.
(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.
I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.
Essex girl - meaning
some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
Essex girl - definition
blonde, dumb, easy, sleeps around, drunk every night, is known for being a slut, stupid, cheap, hair tight to head etc
man dat sket ova der,,,u can tell she a propa essex gal!
Essex girl - slang
a "common" (or very common) girl, not very bright, both overdressed (in cheap jewellery and tacky fashion) and underdressed (displaying her assets), always materialistic (loves shopping), likes drinking heavily (alcopops will do), and fucks indiscriminately and like a bunny, preferably with guys with a bit of money and claahhhss, but after a few drinks ... well, has to ask her best mate "Who WAS that guy I was with last night, 'Chelle?"
Fred: I heard you scored last night.
Rob: Yeah, just an Essex girl though. What about you?
Fred: Just went home.
Rob: Oh yeah, I forgot Trish is an Essex girl too!
Essex girl
A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.
Essex girl
Classically: a dumb, gum-chewing sexually promiscuous girl.
Of low intellect enhanced further with cheap clothing in the extreme; over accessorised with tacky jewellery, garish make-up, often, burnt/bleached hair (usually untidily and voluminously back-combed).Heavy smoker, frequently innebriated and carrier of numerous S.T.D.'s..
Arrogant, cocksure (in more ways than one..) irresponsible, self centred, will stop at nothing to bed young and eager men.Often heard in the early hours walking home, irritating the neighbourhood with noisy stiletto-heeled shoes.Tragic indeed.
I was in Southend again last night, ended up with a right dog! she was the classic essex girl (par excallance!)
Essex girl
often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!
Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!